Am I very surprised that it hasn’t snowed here yet in the lovely state of Cheese. Yep that’s right I live in Wisconsin where the beer a flowin’ the brats are on the grill and the cheese is squeakin’. Oh the joys…I am not looking forward to the snow. I bet as I am typing a snow cloud is brewing up some white fluffy stuff right now. I am not looking forward to snow at all this year. I use to love snow, when I lived in Washington. The snow would fall and melt within a couple of days. Now the bastards stay around for months. I go crazy not seeing green grass.
Today I was putting away dishes and it amazes me the few items that seem to follow me from move to move. I have lived in several places in the last 15 years. More places than a whore moves their street corners. Does a whore change street corners that much? I don’t know, umm… I am not familiar in the whole whore department. Coffee whore yes… My red Betty Cocker spoon and my Cutco knife. Now this is a cool ass knife. The Spatula Spreader is totally the bomb. Somehow I now have 2. Not sure how I have suddenly acquired 2 of these knifes, but I know have 2. Sweet!! Now the important things I seem to lose. I guess that is life right.
Yeah, I finally bought a Christmas tree. Ok, so it’s Dec. 11 and I am a little slow on the whole Christmas decorating department. I will never be one that decorates for this season early. I just don’t get the point. Did you know that some items at Wal-Mart are cheaper online than they are at the store. I didn’t know this until today. I saved $29 on my pre-lit 9 ft tree. Score!!! Now I just need to go and pick it up tomorrow. They wouldn’t let me pick it up tonight. So tomorrow I will be finally decorating for Christmas. Oh the joys of Christmas. I want an espresso machine and a floor steamer/cleaner thingy for Christmas. My feet don’t want to use old rags anymore to clean the floors. Oh that dog and his messes each morning. I swear he is going to get a diaper wrapped around him very soon. I knew something was up last night when he snuggled right up close to me while I slept. It was sweet but…..I just knew he pissed everywhere. I am going to get that fur ball one of these days.