Dear Best of Craigslist,
I haven’t frickin laughed that hard in a long time, yes I had tears. Tears of laugher as I tried to laugh quite due to waking my little. Tears of laugher because I have a sick mind.
Me being of a immature mind,did a search for “poop” in the best of Craigslist section. That’s correct, I am in my 30’s and I find poop to be funny as Hell sometimes. There is nothing wrong with that. What can I say I was in the poop profession for almost 10 years. That’s right I wiped poop off of old people’s asses for a living.
In the last couple of hours, thanks to Craigslist, I learned how to property wipe my ass. Front to back people. Did you know fish like poop? Yep I learned that also. Also while using a porta potty do not put your used feminine products in the urnial. That is not a trash can. Men reading this, if you feel a goushy poop coming on, do not hold it. This is a sign to avoid any up coming skid marks. The list goes on.
A girl who thinks poop is funny