It’s 3:22am and I might as well stay awake….I am practicing for my vacation job. Yes, I typed that right. I need a vacation from the housework life and a part time job will definally do the trick. Ahh….vacation, I can just feel it now.
The wind in my hair as I drive to work at the butt crack of dawn. My car’s driver’s side trim around the door is a little drafty. I race the old blue though sleepy neighbourhoods waking up the dead. She is quite noisy these days, I think the muffler is to blame. Oh but who is to judge the old blue? Not I because she is loved by me. I just had a yummy homemade cookie. Bad!!! Midnight sacking not good.
Oh the joys of being woken up by a baby. Whomever came up with the following phase is one backwards
piece of lego. “I slept like a baby.” Truly this person never had one for themselves. The hungry little one eats again. sigh.
Ok, what the red roses am I awake at the God awful hour? Oh that’s right, I am practicing for a job. Practicing getting this non morning lazy ass up in the morning. You know what I say? F this! Clearly I sent off my application yesterday for this job and I am not 100% sure I will get it. So till I know for sure about this gig, I am going to catch me some zzzzzzzzzzz.