Oh another day at work. I guess this gig isn’t that bad. I watch three people sleep, as of now.
So tonight I had to cook Goulash for their lunch tomorrow. What the F is Goulash???!!!!! So I Google it on my phone. Now you suck Verizon because I am the 1% that doesn’t get 3g coverage in this small ass town. I waited and waited for the page to download.
So I finally figured it out. Browned some hamburger with some onions and cooked some noodles. I threw in some tomatoes and cream of mushroom soup. Ok that’s not that bad, I guess. No smoke alarms went off, however I burned the fuck out of my middle finger. Yeah, me and glass top stoves do not mix well.
So now I have a blasted blister on my finger….good times. Oh wait it gets better. One one of my trips to the bathroom, I pee a lot due to mass amounts of coffee intake, I noticed something quite usual. Really??? I had the date 4-11 backwards in the middle of my forehead. Ok how the Hell did I do this?? See, everything in that kitchen is dated and in frustration I must have put my head down on something. Wow, only I would have that happen to me. This is so sad.
So between the random date on my forehead and the blister on my middle finger I am doing pretty good for tonight. This must be a sign to just sit here and not fuck with anything else. Who knows what else could happen to me. Hey at least I didn’t burn the place down.