Category Archives: Diet

Cha-Cha- Chia just like the Chia Pets….

Wow, looks like someone has forgotten to write on her blog… yep that girl is me.  Yeah!!! I am officially down 11 lbs for the year.  Slowly but surely I will get to my goal.  I am starting to eat right … Continue reading

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She has a uni-boob……

Imagine an over weight women in her mid 30’s pushing a snap and go stroller.  Not a real stroller but one of those carriers for a baby bucket aka infant car seat.  She is wearing her pj bottoms and a 3 … Continue reading

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I need the fat on my ass…….

Total weight lose: 4.3lbs Water drank:  again enough to fill a small kiddie pool!! So I am a little disappointed that the cleanse I am on advises against exercising.  So right now I am just forcing on my diet and mental state.  Eat … Continue reading

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Couch to 5K via video game….

Weight lost: 4.3lbs Water drank:  amount of a small kiddie pool That’s right, this fat ass is training for a 5K or is it a 10K.  Either way both will kick my sorry butt.   So how am I, one that does … Continue reading

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No fudge eating here…….

Pounds lost:   1.4 lbs Water drank:  A fucking shit load I have never in my life peed so much as I did yesterday!!  Plus I have been pregnant twice.  Holy Pee Batman.  So why did I pee so much?  Well yesterday I … Continue reading

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No more ‘seefood’ diet!!!

So…on the 1st I start my diet or should I say ‘a new way to eat.’  The word diet is so overrated.  Hell, anything could be a diet.  I could go on a cookie diet, there is actually a cookie … Continue reading

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