Category Archives: Humor

My pillow is one hot piece of foam….

So I have decided being a stay at home mom is no different from working with Alzheimer’s patients on the night shift during a full moon.  Say what you want…..people go CRAZY during a full moon, ask any healthcare worker and … Continue reading

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Oh little yellow vacuum cleaner how I love thee…..

Looks like it’s going to be a two post kinda day… I haven’t talked about lately on how much I miss working.  I am a workaholic, just not a houseworkolic.  I hate doing dishes even though I have a damn dishwasher.  … Continue reading

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Really? Can’t you flush it down……..

So my son stayed home from school today, he claimed he was sick.  I claimed that he needed to stay in bed.  Ha, maybe that will teach him not to fake it.  Or was he faking it this time.  I … Continue reading

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Couch to 5K via video game….

Weight lost: 4.3lbs Water drank:  amount of a small kiddie pool That’s right, this fat ass is training for a 5K or is it a 10K.  Either way both will kick my sorry butt.   So how am I, one that does … Continue reading

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No fudge eating here…….

Pounds lost:   1.4 lbs Water drank:  A fucking shit load I have never in my life peed so much as I did yesterday!!  Plus I have been pregnant twice.  Holy Pee Batman.  So why did I pee so much?  Well yesterday I … Continue reading

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makin’ me some baby food!!

My adventures in baby food continues……. Now why didn’t I do this with my first, well I worked my ass off and was a single mother.  No time.  Now that I have the time and learning that you can steam … Continue reading

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No more ‘seefood’ diet!!!

So…on the 1st I start my diet or should I say ‘a new way to eat.’  The word diet is so overrated.  Hell, anything could be a diet.  I could go on a cookie diet, there is actually a cookie … Continue reading

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