Category Archives: Rants

My pillow is one hot piece of foam….

So I have decided being a stay at home mom is no different from working with Alzheimer’s patients on the night shift during a full moon.  Say what you want…..people go CRAZY during a full moon, ask any healthcare worker and … Continue reading

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I can stay in my pj all day long, can you??

I guess there is a few pluses of being a stay at home Mom, one of them being able to stay in your pj all day long.  Another is not having to pawn your little one on a daycare provider.  With that … Continue reading

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Oh little yellow vacuum cleaner how I love thee…..

Looks like it’s going to be a two post kinda day… I haven’t talked about lately on how much I miss working.  I am a workaholic, just not a houseworkolic.  I hate doing dishes even though I have a damn dishwasher.  … Continue reading

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Really? Can’t you flush it down……..

So my son stayed home from school today, he claimed he was sick.  I claimed that he needed to stay in bed.  Ha, maybe that will teach him not to fake it.  Or was he faking it this time.  I … Continue reading

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Santa says I am going to Hell…..

Wow, have I ever been lazy not writing here.  I have found it to be very therapeutic.  Writing helps me get out all my frustrations.  Now that the holiday season is almost over I believe I can start-up once again with … Continue reading

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You can suck my big right toe!!!!!

I haven’t been on here in a while, holiday Hell and trying to get my espresso machine to work.  Yeah that great deal I found on eBay sucked.  I was sent a piece of crap espresso machine which they claimed … Continue reading

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Why yes, I will take snoring in your ear for $500.

Daily double, or should I say nightly double.  Once again the dog is at the foot of the bed, where my legs should go, and the husband is snorin’ like a freight train.  So it’s another sleepless night in Cheeseland.  … Continue reading

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