Tag Archives: rants

The red sauce of death????

Ok so another night at work and so far I haven’t killed anyone with my cooking or killed myself with the stove.  Tonight I had to make bbq sauce.  WTF, really.  Ok so my manager did write me some notes … Continue reading

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Really? Can’t you flush it down……..

So my son stayed home from school today, he claimed he was sick.  I claimed that he needed to stay in bed.  Ha, maybe that will teach him not to fake it.  Or was he faking it this time.  I … Continue reading

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You can suck my big right toe!!!!!

I haven’t been on here in a while, holiday Hell and trying to get my espresso machine to work.  Yeah that great deal I found on eBay sucked.  I was sent a piece of crap espresso machine which they claimed … Continue reading

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Why yes, I will take snoring in your ear for $500.

Daily double, or should I say nightly double.  Once again the dog is at the foot of the bed, where my legs should go, and the husband is snorin’ like a freight train.  So it’s another sleepless night in Cheeseland.  … Continue reading

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No I will not push “1” for English

I feel a rant coming on…… Let’s discuss the phone.  Those lovely 1-800 number where you call and reach, “press or speak 1.”  I want to talk to a live person right away.  If I want to press buttons I … Continue reading

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Those are not rain puddles my dear………….

Another day, another dirty diaper.  I woke up this morning to check on my daughter, yeah she is starting to sleep through the night, and stepped in something wet.  A jealous male dog and a newborn equal…you guessed it this … Continue reading

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Box wine with a straw please…

Really trying to figure out this whole blog thing.  I like this WordPress layout, however it’s a lot for this mind to grasp.  Is there a Dummies page for information regarding WordPress?  I use to be pretty savvy regarding this whole computer … Continue reading

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